halforc: (83)
hexadin. warlodin & palalock. palalolockdin. ([personal profile] halforc) wrote in [personal profile] leetle 2021-06-01 01:31 pm (UTC)

[ He knows she's teasing, he knows that, but they're also in a sex-dimension and he doesn't want some random fucko ramming their head between Jester's legs because he might actually have to commit murder on them, wow, that's an emotion. Reel that back in. Deep breath.

Dick, please stop thinking you own this woman. You're a literal penis about these things.

It's okay, he's a mature modern(ish) man, he's got this. Absolutely winning save coming up, he may in fact be having a wizard-level moment of genius right now. ]


you could always touch yourself if you need it that badly
maybe just ... pretend it's not
your hand

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