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hey! it's jester! i'm not around right now, so send me a message. promise i'll get back to you real soon! ...doot do doo doot!

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[wolfsong]

oh lmao. well thank you. 😊 well if that's your thing i'm on glimglam too, @awarewolf there too. and i'll leave it at that!

[ His feed is a little more tame, but your typical Instagram thirst trap. Just let him live okay. ]

he didn't say much, just enough that if i ran into any of you, i'd know. so the other blue friend, got it. :) is being blue a requirement for being a cleric in your world??

[leetle]

i haven't figured out all that yet
but if i do....i'll do whatever it is you do on that thing!

[She blinks a few times. "The other blue friend??" his WHAT??]

I didn't know Essek had another blue friend?? have i been replaced and i didn't even know about it??!
but to answer your question, no! my friend caduceus is a cleric and he's pink!

[wolfsong]

no yeah him!! pink AND blue
maybe more like... steel blue
but blue

do you both follow the same deity??

[leetle]

OH!
hahaha! i'm so silly
i always think of him as being grey so I totally didn't even think...

oh gosh no
caduceus follows a real actual god-y god
my god is just a really bored archfey

[wolfsong]

oh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

which archfey, if you don't mind my asking

[leetle]

um...his name is artagan? if youve heard of him...

[wolfsong]

oh thank god no i haven't. i thought this was gonna be really really awkward for a hot second. i know we're from different worlds and all but like... you never know with the fey, right?

[leetle]

oh phew! if arty did something to you i was going to be sooo mad!
they're so chaotic...

[Speaking of chaos.]

so ive never sent anyone a picture of my boobs or whatever before, mostly on account of we don't have picture machines at home
but since ive already seen yours...
would it be ok if i tried it out on you?
fair's fair after all 😈

[wolfsong]

oh

uh

i say this 100% respectfully
i would be honored if you did :)

[leetle]

okay cool
please hold!

[There's a pause of about ten minutes, during which Jester figures out exactly how to take selfies of one's posterior. Finally, she's satisfied with the shot, and sends it over.]

>GEMBUTT.jpg

[wolfsong]

omg

first off, you have a really nice butt. second off, are you sure you've never taken selfies before because that's pretty good for a beginner.

third off, i'm sorry but i had to laugh. your gem is on your butt???

[leetle]

1. thank you!!!
2. yes, you should see the first 18 tries they were terrible
3. yes it is and isn't it cute? 🥰

[wolfsong]

i've seen people with hundreds of tries and they still look terrible. :)

it is super cute though! like you could just. give it a lil smooch. dare i say it might be a little... sexy??? 😳

[leetle]

i must be a natural!

wow...oh my gods hahahaha
do you really think so? 🥺🥰

[wolfsong]

if you don't mind my saying so then yes. :) yes i do.

...ngl though, sometimes it can be hard to tell from even the best pictures. maybe i could judge in person someday?

[leetle]

i definitely don't mind cute men telling me i'm sexy, okay!!

why
are you trying to seduce me ryan

[wolfsong]

uhhh kind of

is it working??

[leetle]

😂😂👀

kind of!!

[wolfsong]

hmmm... alright, noted. :)