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text | un: konoha

[lumberlady]

greetings!
this is JESTER yes?
blue woman TIEFLING name is JESTER?
is konoha
you remember?

un: sapphire

[leetle]

oh my gosh! yes! how could i forget?
you gave me that delicious potato! i've never enjoyed a potato that much before!!
how are you??

[lumberlady]

[she swears she has something to ask but wait—]

such high praise!!
never before?

[leetle]

seriously!! i don't even really LIKe vegetables usually! but your potato was so good!

[lumberlady]

thank you muchly
i will make another time!

but also
i has question
before we talk and
you say you know LIEM!
is friend knowing?

[leetle]

oh yes!
Liem and I are definitely totally friends!

[Given Jester's incredibly loose and non-binding use of the word 'friend', but also given that he keeps agreeing to hang out with her, so he must at least think she's fun to be around.]

why do you ask??

[lumberlady]

i ask because
i receive most interesting secret information
LIEM will have birthday in first calendar month
so i think
why not surprise with celebration?
gather friends and have good food?

so now i am gathering
can you keep secret?

[leetle]

oh!! oh my gosh! that's so exciting!
do you know how old he's going to be??
i will TOTALLY be there for a surprise party! and don't worry i won't say a word to him!

[lumberlady]

yes!
is most important age of one hundred and twenty two years!
and i think LIEM does not get celebration for birth much before so
should have much to make up for!
will you lend skills for preparing celebration?

[leetle]

oh 🤩
i had no idea he was that old!

in that case he definitely deserves an extra special party!
i could help decorate if you wanted??

[lumberlady]

yes!
is more old than two whole jinba
so why still feel like i is more old one?
unknown!

but goal is still same
have good party to celebrate in style of world who celebrate birth days!
now i do not know what is way to do this
but if asking the NETWORK i am sure will receive answers
you is good at decoration?
i is good at cooking!

i think if i say
oh! LIEM! can you come help i at i 's home
LIEM will come
and then surprise will be waiting inside yes?

[leetle]

it's probably because of his youthful spirit!

[Jester he's literally like someone's accountant dad in a cloak but go off]

yes i'm great at it! i'll start working on it right away! just tell me when and where and i'll be there with bells on!

he seems very helpful so i'm sure that'll work 3:)

[lumberlady]

maybe is just same as with many other people
so so few married like i! so so few have child like i!
so sometimes hard to feel like is older…

even if one hundred? strange
i never think of why before

[and one of the main reasons that comes to mind… she could never say because men have their dignity and she Would Never (if she wasn’t drunk on andromeda wine).]

yes!
i will send a address
is barn in EMERALD PARK but is house for i

you know where to find something of future world, is called BALLOONS?

[leetle]

i'm pretty young for my species so i'm not married or anything either!
do you think malachite tries to bring single people here on purpose and just messes up sometimes?

[not the point, Jester!!]

sounds great, i can't wait to see it! 🥺🥳
oh don't worry there WILL be balloons!

[lumberlady]

i do not know if is MALACHITE trying or other thing trying
but i think yes
i ask before many people to answer
and almost no other people is married just two
only few say has child no marriage

it does feel like this
like is mistake i is here
unsure

[ahaha… hah… anyway!!!]

look for large linden tree landmark
good news!
i hear balloon is much important.

LIEM ‘s attendance is now secure.

[leetle]

[oh no]

oh no!
I don’t think it’s a mistake that you’re here! i’m sorry if what I said made you feel that way!
not that I want anyone to have to be here of course…

[Anyway.]

but!! I’ll let you know if I have any questions about decor…i’m thinking lots of streamers and garlands! maybe black and gold…fancy like Liem!

[lumberlady]

oh no
is fine!
i do not mean mistake like i feel bad mistake
mean mistake like i do not match so possible i’s selection was mistake mistake
so is fine.

but
i think blank and gold is good choice
dark blue and gold
or dark green and gold
dark and gold
yes good
thank you for thinking

[leetle]

okay! okay good
phew

[MISUNDERSTANDING AVERTED...]

i'm glad you like my idea! oooh, green and black and gold would be a really good combination!
no problem! thanks for thinking of me, Konoha!!

[lumberlady]

green and black and gold is even more good yes!
three colors.

is no problem!
actually is joy
with this, not just celebrating LIEM ‘s birth
but JESTER and i will become more fast friend
is nice.

[leetle]

three is a lucky number i'm pretty sure!

awww! Konoha that's so nice!
i'm very excited to get to spend more time with you!

[lumberlady]

this is true!
unlike four.

JESTER seems nice too this is why i is also excited
also is woman!
i know so many man…
is same in i’s world actually because i work in lumber yard but
is nice to have girl friend

[leetle]

oh I know how that is!
I didn't have any girl friends at all until like a year ago!

ahh! this is going to be so fun, i hope Liem is SO surprised!!!

[lumberlady]

then is same!

yes
LIEM has been most kind to i since first meeting
so
if we can make birth day celebration a fun surprise
i will be most glad

i will cook muchly!
so i will task JESTER with ordering MATT and NIKOLAI on decorations to help JESTER
alright?

[leetle]

sounds perfect!
i'll have lots of fun ordering them around :)))

[lumberlady]

lady is more smart than men many times
so i am sure you will do much well with being in charge of this!
(do not tell men i say so, just is true)