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[leetle]

Hey! It's Jester!
I can't pick up right now, but I'll reply really soon, okay? Don't miss me too much.
...doot doo doo beep boop!





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[leetle]

i'm not interested in dickheads

[except for sometimes fjord IS one!!!]

can't we just have fun together
nothing serious you know

[halforc]

i don't just
have fun with people

[leetle]

oh

[and now she's the dickhead.]

well, I didn't realize that!
now i feel silly
geez jester

[halforc]

[ sssssskknnsgsj ]

is that what you're doing
how you're approaching the situation?

[ Why does his heart hurt, how is this fair to anyone. ]

[leetle]

nooo
no no
fjord
you....you know i like you a whole lot, right?
i really care for you
you're so important to me!

i just didn't want you to think i had, like, unwarranted expectations
or that i'm trying to make things be the exact same way they were back home
does that make sense?
this is still new and weird for me too, you know?

[halforc]

[ nah m8 fuck these emotions!! Easiest way to sidestep his is to turn the conversation away from himself and tell her something true that he thinks she will be pleased to hear. ]










you looked like a very alluring young woman in the picture

[ Not a girl. ]

[leetle]

[HMMMM.]

are you trying to distract me?

[halforc]

oh, well, i guess i really won't talk about your TITS
or tell you mine are BETTER

[leetle]

that's a fucking lie
i mean yours are pretty great but mine are like super perky and stuff

[halforc]

[ Don't think about that picture, don't think about it ... wait, what did it look like? He needs to look to remind himself why he shouldn't look! Logic, okay. He can see the violet flush on Jester's cheeks in the photo, the way she is splayed on the bed looks like someone is out of shot between her legs ... Fjord has to swallow all the spit suddenly in his mouth, an ache in his dick readjusted out as he sits down. ]

i suppose i can't argue with the truth

was anyone with you at the time that image was taken?

[leetle]

that’s right 3;)

hmm I don’t think so. i don’t even think it’s a real picture of me actually, nobody’s ever

you know
gone down on me, so

[halforc]

[ The sheer degree of blue-screen in his mind. ]

not even, uh
not even vax? when you guys were ... ? getting to know each other?

sorry, you don't have to tell me about any of that

[leetle]

[Sitting curled up where she is, Jester feels her cheeks starting to grow a little warm. This conversation is sure going places!]

nope!
we were too busy with other stuff trying to get a square you know

why do you ask

[halforc]

nope, not asking
wasn'
t asking




but that's really something a lot of guys on this island are terrible at, just so you know
i've heard rumours
you should intensely screen them first
like, maybe a week-long interview on whether they know where the clit is
that's not something where you want to end up with an amateur

i'm turning into molly as i write this

[leetle]

yeah it would be way too bad if someone left me totally desperate and aching because they were bad at eating pussy

[halforc]

[ .......... Savage. ]

desperate and achinen g
aching

[leetle]

[dabs]

mmhmm
it’d be super unfortunate if someone tried and left me totally unsatisfied
flushed and frustrated
dont you think so, fjord?

[halforc]

[ He knows she's teasing, he knows that, but they're also in a sex-dimension and he doesn't want some random fucko ramming their head between Jester's legs because he might actually have to commit murder on them, wow, that's an emotion. Reel that back in. Deep breath.

Dick, please stop thinking you own this woman. You're a literal penis about these things.

It's okay, he's a mature modern(ish) man, he's got this. Absolutely winning save coming up, he may in fact be having a wizard-level moment of genius right now. ]

you could always touch yourself if you need it that badly
maybe just ... pretend it's not
your hand

[leetle]

[absolutely fucking nailed it!

Jester, for her part, might be squirming in her seat just a little bit. Contemplatively, her hand rubs at her thigh just below the hem of her dress.]

yeah, I could do that.
who should I pretend is touching me instead? someone green and handsome who I trust very much? ♡

[halforc]

[ He can't resist getting her back for a moment, ]

i wouldn't call the old nott-body handsome, but whatever floats your boat ;)

[leetle]

[oh come on—!]

not who I meant!
but I think you already knew that~

[halforc]

you can imagine it's a large pair of hands sliding up your thighs, brushing your skirt out of the way
and this person is
sat behind you

[leetle]

[oh!

okay, this is....this is good.]

okay
that's nice...
i lean back against their nice broad chest

[Oh, gods, her heart is hammering. Jester scoots down a little bit in the window seat of her room, fingers brushing a little higher, just underneath her hemline.]

my thighs are very soft and warm...

[halforc]

you feel both hands hook on the inside of your thighs to spread them further and the whisper of claws along your skin
what are you wearing underneath your skirt

[leetle]

[Honest-to-gods, she shivers where she sits. The whisper of claws...that's pretty good. She'll have to compliment him on that one later. But for now...]

oh, just a pair of underwear
pink & lacy ones