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Hey! It's Jester!
I can't pick up right now, but I'll reply really soon, okay? Don't miss me too much.
...doot doo doo beep boop!
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do they have food
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when can we go? right now??
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Right now, if you want. Just knock on my door when you are ready.
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[that'swhatshesaid]
i'll be over REALLY soon.
[and...she's not lying! Jester turns up about 15 minutes later sporting a new-to-her, frilly pale blue dress and a new haircut. The back might be a little uneven, but it's almost as short as it was when they first met, curling just below her chin. Seems like she'd gotten tired of all that thick hair on the back of her neck.
She pounds on Caleb's door excitedly.]
Caaaaay-leb, are you ready?
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Of course, the change in her appearance takes him off guard, but it's a pleasant surprise. ]
Ah, look at your hair. It's-- [ Gods, he shouldn't struggle with saying this, it's a completely innocuous compliment. ] It's cute.
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[She's really missed having short hair, honestly, as fun as it'd been to play with braids and space buns. She fluffs up the choppy ends of her hair, and then reaches out to tap him on the chest.]
I like your shirt. So, how far away is this place?
[She's got a little backpack hanging off her shoulders, a pair of wedge sandals on her feet, and red heart-shaped sunglasses perched between her horns, ready for a day in the sun!]
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Thank you, Jester. It's a bit of a walk, a little over thirty minutes across the city. Have you tested the extent of your magical capabilities recently?
[ It would be faster, and more fun, to polymorph and fly there. Even if Jester isn't capable at the moment, he can always carry her. ]
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No, Fjord told me I needed to earn my powers back, and that I'd need to save up for them, so...I haven't bothered trying except for right when I first got here.
[Jester scowls a little, clearly annoyed by the loss of her powers.]
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[ And he's glad for that. It really would have taken him forever to earn back his already hard-won skills. ]
Is it everything for you, then?
[ His scowl is a little more subtle than hers, but still matching, as they make their way to the front door and out into the bright warm light of early afternoon. Caleb had chosen this day to ask her rather strategically: it's their weekly allotment of sunshine, a break from the typical grey, cloudy weather. ]
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Well, shit! [She hops down off the last stair down to the main floor and then flings her arms out to the side, summoning Thaumaturgyβ
βand all the windows on the first floor of the Neinhaus slam open, loudly.]
Oh! Did you see that?! I'm not completely useless!
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You would not be useless even if you had no magic at all. But I am glad some of it has stuck with you.
[ It's a nice day. The house could use some fresh air and sunlight. ]
Now, do you want to be the giant eagle, or should I?
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[Jester considers it for a moment, hovering near the door. The temptation to Polymorph herself and feel the wind beneath her wings is won over by the idea of seeing the island with her own eyes and a pilot who knows where they're going. That decides it.]
You should, and I'll be your passenger.
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[ He doesn't see it in a way that's particularly self-deprecating; just factual. Jester is so much more than what she can do, even if it is very impressive. But Caleb has always felt that his magic is his one big thing. What would he do without it? He's grateful that he hasn't been forced to answer that question. ]
Ja, okay. We'll take the scenic route. Just hold onto these.
[ He taps the top of his head right where Jester's sunglasses are perched on her own, and leads the way down the front steps of their home and out onto the street. Most of the area is still in shambles, so the row of three nicely finished houses stands out. ]
Ready?
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[Jester shakes her head at him, knowing better then to press the issue, and then follows his advice and flips her glasses down onto her nose where they can't get blown off her face as easily. She follows him down the front steps, visibly excited for the impending flight.]
Whenever you are!
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Almost immediately, eagle-Caleb gives a happy squawk, head tilting to settle bright blue eyes on Jester. His feathered head lowers to nudge gently against her shoulder before he extends a wing, giving her easier access to climb up onto his back. ]
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Wordlessly, she pulls herself up to sit on Eagleb's back, her fingers taking a gentle hold in his neck feathers.]
I'm ready for takeoff!
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The amusement park is very visible from the air long before they actually arrive, the curving metal shape of the roller coaster rising up from the trees. Eagleb circles the grounds of the park once, giving Jester a good aerial view, before landing near the entrance.
Caleb has only been once before himself, and hadn't participated overmuch, so a lot of this will be as new to him as to Jester. ]
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As they draw closer and closer to their destination, she takes it all in with the thrill of beginning a completely new experience. Whatever that huge metal track is, it looks dangerous and fun. Finally they land; Jester leans forward to give Eagleb a full-body hug, cheek pressed into sun-warmed feathers, before she slides off and lands on her own two feet again.
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"Everything looks better from up there, doesn't it?" he comments, turning toward the looming arch that marks the entry to the park.
Even from here, the overtly sexual nature of much of the park's theming is obvious--dicks, dicks everywhere--but it's sort of absurdly funny, and he figured Jester of all people would be delighted.
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She lets her gaze follow the direction of his, and is delighted to see that from this angle, everything is just as ridiculously sexualized as the rest of this island. "Oh. my. god," she scoffs, "this looks incredible. I wish Artie could see this place, he'd love it!"
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They're greeted almost immediately by a robot handing out cheap-looking shiny beaded necklaces, and it absolutely won't leave them be until they accept them. Though some of the beads are predictably phallic, Caleb ducks his head to allow the automaton to drape it around his neck without protest. It's best just to accept these things, he's learned, and it doesn't bother him anyway.
Newly adorned and with the whole of the park laid out before them, he turns to Jester. "Where to first?"
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"What's the best ride, do you think? Wait, no, which one is most likely to make me throw up? I want to go on those ones before I eat."
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Gently, and with a fond curl around the corner of his mouth, he untangles the necklace from her horn and carefully helps it over the other as well so that it can drape where it's supposed to around her neck.
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To her credit, she manages to keep relatively still as Caleb fixes her necklace, a warm feeling settling into her stomach. "Thanks again for getting me out of the house. You always know when I need to have some fun."
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i rolled a nat 20 on strength for this
i rolled...a 2
rest in fucking pieces
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