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JESTER LAVORRE β¦ critical roleRESIDENCE β¦ tba
GEMBOND β¦ sapphire
hey! it's jester! i'm not around right now, so send me a message. promise i'll get back to you real soon! ...doot do doo doot!
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also im sorry. :( :( :( i got some of that good shit from marilla. i woukd never send unsolicited nudes to a rando on purpose.
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it's okay!! it happens all the time
well not to me, that's actually the first time it's happened to me...
but to other people!
what's your name?
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right
my name is ryan :)
also brb dont go anywhgere ok
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Ok Iβll wait right here 3:)
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wow. uh. hello again, sorry about that. i went to get some water, fell asleep with it on the couch, and got very damp.
so uh, first off, i am so sorry. :( both for texting you out of the blue while i was drunk and sending you a lewd photo. i was trying to send it someone i knew would want it. i know you said it was okay, but it isn't, and i super appreciate you being cool about it.
second off, jester! it's nice to meet you for real! now that i'm more sober. if you don't mind me asking, could you jog my memory which essek-friend you are?
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oh great! you're back!!
your apology is VERY nice, but i promise it's okay!
if it makes you feel any better you have a very pretty dick ππ
um...i don't know how much he's told you about us all, but i'm the blue one! the cleric! he might have used the words 'best friend of all time' to describe me!
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[ His feed is a little more tame, but your typical Instagram thirst trap. Just let him live okay. ]
he didn't say much, just enough that if i ran into any of you, i'd know. so the other blue friend, got it. :) is being blue a requirement for being a cleric in your world??
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but if i do....i'll do whatever it is you do on that thing!
[She blinks a few times. "The other blue friend??" his WHAT??]
I didn't know Essek had another blue friend?? have i been replaced and i didn't even know about it??!
but to answer your question, no! my friend caduceus is a cleric and he's pink!
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maybe more like... steel blue
but blue
do you both follow the same deity??
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hahaha! i'm so silly
i always think of him as being grey so I totally didn't even think...
oh gosh no
caduceus follows a real actual god-y god
my god is just a really bored archfey
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
which archfey, if you don't mind my asking
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they're so chaotic...
[Speaking of chaos.]
so ive never sent anyone a picture of my boobs or whatever before, mostly on account of we don't have picture machines at home
but since ive already seen yours...
would it be ok if i tried it out on you?
fair's fair after all π
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uh
i say this 100% respectfully
i would be honored if you did :)
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please hold!
[There's a pause of about ten minutes, during which Jester figures out exactly how to take selfies of one's posterior. Finally, she's satisfied with the shot, and sends it over.]
>GEMBUTT.jpg
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first off, you have a really nice butt. second off, are you sure you've never taken selfies before because that's pretty good for a beginner.
third off, i'm sorry but i had to laugh. your gem is on your butt???
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2. yes, you should see the first 18 tries they were terrible
3. yes it is and isn't it cute? π₯°
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it is super cute though! like you could just. give it a lil smooch. dare i say it might be a little... sexy??? π³
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wow...oh my gods hahahaha
do you really think so? π₯Ίπ₯°
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...ngl though, sometimes it can be hard to tell from even the best pictures. maybe i could judge in person someday?
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why
are you trying to seduce me ryan
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is it working??
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kind of!!
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